Today when i bought my daily fruit from a nice old lady in front of my apartment ... i bumped to an asshole-kind of customer who complained that the lychees is more expensive 5 cents (yeah .. only 5 cents!!!) than the other place that he usually buys the fruit from.
In my hometown, we call that kind of asshole : "jisiao" ... jisiao means super picky .. non-stop complaining about everything ... a lil bit meany .. wants to get anything in low price but demanding a good quality ... in short .. an ass!
as a seller .. i myself really really HATE jisiao!!!
i got some jisiao customers and i completely ignore them.
Jisiao custs characteristics:
- when a new item is just uploaded , they will comment about the high price "wah .. so expensive" ..
the respond i have in mind: shut up! if you want to buy something, PV me to get a good deal .. otherwise .. don't leave any comment!!
- in the price negotiation process.. they make an offer with a very unreasonable price
the respond i have in mind: why don't you just rob me
you pay peanut .. you get monkey!!!!
- after the deal is made .. they will torture you when the good is coming ... they demand a "perfect" item with no faulty ...
the respond i have in mind: every items are handmade .. our craftsmen are not fairies , they are just normal human beings who make every item as best as they can, however, a little faulty cannot be avoided sometimes.. please be understanding. For those who is fucking perfectionist .. please go to the counter and get the "perfect" original item
I bet those items from the original counter are not 100% perfect.
- when they got the items on hand ... there will be 2 kind of situations...
one.. if they really like the item .. they'll just stay in silent... no appraisal (like i need it geez!)
two ... if they like it just alright, then they will give you weird negative comments just to me us the seller guilty and demand more discount on the next purchase (wtf!!)
well .. i fed up to serve this kind of customers
from now on .. July 2011 .. i promise myself to cut tie to every jisiao custs.. and i feel completely happy
no more crappy bargain .. no more worries of ridiculous complaints ...
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